I didn't know there was a dying-professor section at the bookstore.

Never underestimate the importance of having fun. I'm dying and I'm having fun. And I'm going to keep having fun every day because there's no other way to play it.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.

Brick walls are there for reason. And once you get over them-- even if someone has practically had to throw you over-- it can be helpful to others to tell them how you did it.

It's not helpful if we spend every day dreading tomorrow ~Jai

A coach yells at the kid he thinks can improve but the coach will not yell at the kid who he/she knows won't.

I don't suffer from an abundance of politeness.