If nobody ever worried about what was in other people's heads, we’d all be 33 percent more effective in our lives and our jobs.

Your patience will be both appreciated and rewarded

Being successful doesn't make you manage your time well. Managing your time well makes you successful!

until you got ice cream spilled on you, you’re not doing field work

There are more ways than one to measure profits and losses.

You will need to find your passion. Don't give up on finding it because then all you're doing is waiting for the Reaper.

It's easy to be smart when you are parodying smart people.