I'm not a real programmer. I throw together things until it works then I move on. The real programmers will say Yeah it works but you're leaking memory everywhere. Perhaps we should fix that. I'll just restart Apache every 10 requests.

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)

Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.