Ugly problems often require ugly solutions. Solving an ugly problem in a pure manner is bloody hard.

When the world becomes standard, I will start caring about standards.

I don't like programming. It's tedious.

PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?

There are people who actually like programming. I dont understand why they like programming.

I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.

For all the folks getting excited about my quotes. Here is another - Yes, I am a terrible coder, but I am probably still better than you :)