I actually hate programming, but I love solving problems.
I've never thought of PHP as more than a simple tool to solve problems.
I don't know how to stop it, there was never any intent to write a programming language [...] I have absolutely no idea how to write a programming language, I just kept adding the next logical step on the way.
I don't like programming. It's tedious.
PHP is rarely the bottleneck.
PHP is about as exciting as your toothbrush. You use it every day, it does the job, it is a simple tool, so what? Who would want to read about toothbrushes?