Here's hoping all the days ahead, won't be as bitter as the one's behind you. Be an optimist instead, and somehow happiness will find you.

Rudolf Valentino looks very much alive and he looks up ladies dresses as they sadly pass him by.

He's better than the rest, and his arm sweat smells the best.

I'd really like to change the world and save it from the mess it's in. I'm so weak, I'm so thin, I want to fly, but I can't even swim.

Money's the solution, curing all the ails of the nation. But what about the hearts of man?

Take a look around, there are misfits everywhere.

I am the image maker, I am the magic maker, I can turn the most ordinary man in the world into a star.