Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank