But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank