We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much