Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.