Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”