Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.