Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much

Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.