But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.
And little blondie says, I want to be like him. I doubt it very much