Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.