They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.