We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.