Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.