Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”
I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.