I'm higher than a hippie at Woodstock.
But if there was no Barcelona why would you get out of bed in the morning?
Giving Cristiano that much time and space on the ball is like giving Dracula the keys to the blood bank
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.