Get off your sofa and pick your jawbones off the floor, that was a world-class save.
Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.
We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.
Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.
Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”
Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.