We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

Messi and the Brazilian come up to Rafinha and say “you're one of us now kid”

They tell me that all men are equal in God's eyes, this player (Messi) makes you seriously think about those words.

We are being spoilt in Aladdin's cave today, and each goal seemingly better than the last.

Ozil could find the needle in a haystack with his sense of smell.

Real Madrid fans have to wear sunglasses while watching their team because this star-studded team of diamonds is just astonishing.

Raul, man, he's like a Twinkie. He would survive a nuclear war.