They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

Take the wonder drug that cures all your ills, take Jeremiah Peabody's polyunsaturated, quick dissolving, fast acting, pleasant tasting, green and purple pills.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?

There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.