There is none so blind as he who will not see. We must not close our minds, we must let our thoughts be free. For every hour that passes by, we know the world gets a little bit older, it's time to realize that beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

I'm a terrible trumpet player...

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

Bill Justis was a saxophone player, good musician, arranger, and friend of mine who had a big hit called Raunchy.