I'm a terrible trumpet player...

George Jones may be gone but his music will live on forever. What a great voice and a great friend.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.

They call him the Streak, he likes to turn the other cheek. He's always making the news, wearing just his tennis shoes.

Do you qualify to be alive or is the limit of your senses so as to survive?