I'm a terrible trumpet player...

I originally passed on Raindrops Keep Fallin On My Head in 1969, so they gave it to B.J. Thomas.

People will remember a good comedy song a lot longer than they would some of the so-called straight love songs.

The human brain is a funny thing: it's very susceptible to tempo and melody. You put the right words to it, and it becomes very influential.

Take your love and put it where the sun don't shine.

Everything is beautiful in its own way.

If 10% is good enough for Jesus, it oughta be enough for Uncle Sam.