The only thing more expensive than hiring a professional, is hiring an amateur.
With bombs and fires, you get only one mistake.
I've traveled all over the world, but I don't think there is any place better than Texas.
I’ve done made a deal with the devil.
I've done made a deal with the devil. He said he's going to give me an air-conditioned place when I go down there, if I go there, so I won't put all the fires out.
If you think that hiring professionals is expensive, try hiring amateurs