When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons.
On radio, you're an artist. On TV, you're a servant.
This is Red Barber speaking. Let me say hello to you all.
Writing is easy. Just sit down and open a vein.
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person.
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it.