My best girl is dead.
The Russians have a weapon that can wipe out two hundred eighty thousand Americans. That puts them exactly ten years behind Howard Cosell.
Writing is easy. Just sit in front of a typewriter, open up a vein and bleed it out drop by drop.
Baseball is a dull game only for those with dull minds.
The natural habitat of the tongue is the left cheek.
For 350 years we have been taught that reading maketh a full man, conference a ready man and writing an exact man. Football's place is to add a patina of character, a deference to the rules and a respect for authority.