I'm like an eclipse on a Friday the 13th, With black cats and Haley's Comet, Blazin' blunts in my driveway.
I smacked her, cracked her, put her in a full nelson.
Male groupies gettin' shaky when I come from the rear.
You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.
Next time y'all need to find me, just rub these two wires for the doorbell.
Switchin' speeds like Bruce Lee ridin' up Fuji in a movie.