Everyone speaks stupid.

Religions are the training wheels of self enlightenment. They can be helpful in the beginning but at some point they must be let go.

I try not to talk about something unless it's something I love. But if it's something that really annoys me, I fixate on it, learn something about it and then, when I'm onstage, it comes out.

I like that feeling of discombobulation that comes in creating an absurd world that doesn't make sense.

Being faced with too many options. I mean, it makes me feel as though I'm overwhelmed by too many possibilities; that can be a very vulnerable feeling because it's hard to make a decision.

When in doubt, zoom out.

Good comedians are great philosophers.