What can I say? Librarians rule.

I have a thing against reality shows. I think they are so fake. I think they are produced before they begin. I think people know where they're going, what they're going to say, what the situation is. These things just don't happen and you know that.

The only time France wants us to go to war is when the German Army is sitting in Paris sipping coffee.

As a matter of fact I don't like politics. I really don't. I think it's so jaded now and everybody has to follow the party line.

It's almost seems as though there's a battle going on between the public and all the fast-food establishments, and, believe me, I think it's very tasty food.

I've worked for 55 years. I'm going to take a little time off, to tell you the truth. It's just that now in the last couple of weeks, Gelman is pouring it on. 'Farewell to Regis!' It's getting embarrassing.

The original reality show.