It's sort of like a reminder [click my teeth together] to remember it, but I don't think it works. I have terrible memory and really bad teeth as a result.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

I hate liver, but I could imagine eating some with a little bit of ketchup. Like, a lot of ketchup. I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Every time the tour guide told a story, he would build it up to the point where he'd say, "And there was Bloody Joe, and his young ghost son walked into the room." He would build it up, and then it was just "the ghost walked into the room." And he would say, "Let's move on," and that would be it. It's like, wait, what happened to the bloody ghost? That's it? We knew he was making some of it up.

I was way into space and planes. I had loads of model planes and rockets.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

You can do law with a law degree. You can't do anything else.