I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" Slam your teeth together.

I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing." I mean, sure, it helps you read a contract, but I can read a contract regardless. It's just common sense, contracts.

When I was little, I met Ronald Reagan. I think I said something to him.

I could survive in a Turkish prison, probably.

Every joke is either taken by ads or The Simpsons. It's all about being able to get your ideas out into the universe.

I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just thought, "Well, I might as well stay and get the degree."

I'm not like Madonna. I haven't changed my lilt in my voice.