I click my teeth together every time I want to take a mental picture of something, like, "Wow, what a beautiful sunset!" Slam your teeth together.

The first day I went to law school, I realized I'd made a huge mistake. It was nothing like what I thought.

I did pass the bar in Pennsylvania. I can practice Amish law. But it's long expired, my bar license.

Only he [Gordon Gekko] is a lot smarter than [Donald] Trump.

That's why whenever I have a really good idea, I'm always worried about theft.

I thought you'd be arguing [in the law school], and then I realized you have to read all these cases, and it's mostly writing, and then I just thought, "Well, I might as well stay and get the degree."

Some people try to say I'm British by the way I'm speaking. But I think I'm more Canadian, because I speak really slow. Midwestern and Canadian.