When I played drunks I had to remain sober because I didn't know how to play them when I was drunk.
This diamond has so many carats it's almost a turnip.
I've done the most awful rubbish in order to have somewhere to go in the morning.
How strange are the tricks of memory, which, often hazy as a dream about the most important events of a man's life, religiously preserve the merest trifles.
I have to think hard to name an interesting man who does not drink.
If you're going to make rubbish, be the best rubbish in it.