I've had a year out of work, more, and just toughed it out. There are those who think that all actors are overpaid. I beg to differ.

I wouldn't inflict my naked body on any paying audience.

I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to the public.

I don't like the way I look so I don't like being photographed. I become defensive.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

It's not that I'm sick of the theater, don't get me wrong. I'm just tired of the commitment.