I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

It's not that I'm sick of the theater, don't get me wrong. I'm just tired of the commitment.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

I've always turned down stuff where you had to be fat. I may be fat, but that's not why you play a role. If the guy has to be that way, I say get somebody else because I'm not doing any fat acting.

My father taught me things about body language that psychologists have been catching up with ever since. He always knew when I was lying, because my posture was all wrong.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.