I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.

I've had a year out of work, more, and just toughed it out. There are those who think that all actors are overpaid. I beg to differ.

I've always hated the way I looked.