I wouldn't inflict my naked body on any paying audience.

It's been the most astonishing year because I've been having a marvelous adventure, and yet I kind of sympathize with people who have to live in exile, because I've so missed England.

Winning is something you've dreamed about and hoped for, so that when you get there it's no big deal. But if you lose you're gutted, and the gutted sense just goes on, and I know what that's like, because I've been having that gutted feeling since 1979.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.