My father taught me things about body language that psychologists have been catching up with ever since. He always knew when I was lying, because my posture was all wrong.

I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

I wouldn't inflict my naked body on any paying audience.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.