If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

I don't like the way I look so I don't like being photographed. I become defensive.

I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to the public.

It's been the most astonishing year because I've been having a marvelous adventure, and yet I kind of sympathize with people who have to live in exile, because I've so missed England.

I trained as an artist originally, so I know what a nice human body looks like, and I would like to look like that notion, and of course I never will. But I've got past that.

I've always hated the way I looked, and I've never complained about my brains.

I was big and fat and had weird parents.