I think there are people watching me, and if ever I manage to save £1,000 there's someone saying, 'Oh, we'll invent a tax to take that off him'.

I don't like the way I look so I don't like being photographed. I become defensive.

I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to the public.

I hate being the subject of photographs.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

My father taught me things about body language that psychologists have been catching up with ever since. He always knew when I was lying, because my posture was all wrong.