Actors do have good and bad sides. It's because the passage down the birth canal distorts the face. People born by caesarean section are more symmetrical.

I went from being a beanpole - like a normal kid of the 1950s - and exploded. The weight piled on and didn't stop until into my adulthood.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I've had a year out of work, more, and just toughed it out. There are those who think that all actors are overpaid. I beg to differ.

My vanity is not remotely physical, it is cerebral. I suppose feeling self-conscious might be a form of vanity, though.

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

Everyone over 50 should be issued every week with a wet fish in a plastic bag by the Post Office so that, whenever you see someone young and happy, you can hit them as hard as you can across the face.