I know I have this kind of teaching element in me, but I don't want to become a 'teacher of theater' because that would formalize something that I'd much rather keep casual.

If I were dictator, I'd have a catch-all crime of disrespect.

I don't think I'd live in London unless you paid me. Nine figures would be nice.

I think there are people watching me, and if ever I manage to save £1,000 there's someone saying, 'Oh, we'll invent a tax to take that off him'.

I could never understand the attraction of Bette Davis. I always preferred Jane Russell.

I hate being the subject of photographs.

I like playing Vernon Dursley in 'Harry Potter,' because that gives me a license to be horrible to kids. I hate the odious business of sucking up to the public.