At home I drive an old Land Rover.

Mothers will be fishing kids out of obscure cubby-holes for years!

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

For somebody who has injured their brain, every single thing they say and think will be the subject of their own questioning.

Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

It's not just the kid who's spent every penny from his job to upgrade his car to tell the world he cares about sports cars, it's also the person driving around in a fuel-conscious hybrid electric car, because it's more a message to the world than an effective means of saving fuel, to be quite honest.

And to Mindy, I can only ever say a simple thank you. And dedicate the rest of my life to her.