The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

Mothers will be fishing kids out of obscure cubby-holes for years!

Unless I have been sorely misinformed, supermodels are powerless to resist a man with illuminated doorsills.

When the afterburner lights, I haven't got 5,000 horsepower. I've got 10,000 horsepower, and possibly the biggest accident you've ever seen in your life.

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

The easiest and simplest thing that any one can do to make their car safer, more gas efficient, whatever - check the tire pressure.