Mothers will be fishing kids out of obscure cubby-holes for years!

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks.

I do not see how hanging litter louts up by their heels and beating them with sticks could be considered a crime.

I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am.

My first car was a 1976 Toyota Corolla Liftback in red, like the one in 'The Blues Brothers.' I painted a Union Jack on the roof. I was absolutely in love with it until I destroyed it, which broke my heart!

Cars are changing and so is the way we communicate about them.

I don't particularly want to smear myself into a hillside.