When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

Lovely girls are terribly insecure. They are convinced that their legs are too thick, and their bottoms are too big, and their bosoms are too small. They are conviced that their nose is the wrong shape, that their ears stick out, and that their eyes are too close together. They need a man who will tell them they are exactly right as they are. They do not believe him, but they need to hear it said.

People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.