When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

To create a housing shortage in a huge country, heavily wooded, with a small population -- ah, that's proof of pure political genius.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.