People are like birds - from a distance, beautiful: from close up, those sharp beaks, those beady little eyes.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.

God punishes us mildly by ignoring our prayers and severely by answering them.