When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

When a man tells me he's run out of steam in the sex department, I'll tell him, 'Count your blessings; you've escaped from the clutches of a cruel tyrant. Enjoy!

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can proceed to do what she really wants to do-fall in love with men who are weak and irresponsible.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.