When money is seen as a solution for every problem, money itself becomes the problem.

I used to look down on the world for being corrupt, but now I adore it for the utter magnificence of that corruption.

The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty.

The ghastly thing about postal strikes is that after they are over, the service returns to normal.

Power is a drug on which the politicians are hooked. They buy it from the voters, using the voters' own money.