In this life, no matter what anyone promises you, what allegiances of love or fealty they swear or what gods they pray to, you will never have more than what you have at this moment.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

No wonder Sherlock Holmes did all that coke. Math is hard.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

I'm steel-toed boots in a ballet-slipper world.

I tap a Malediction out of the box, fire it up, and puff. It tastes like a tire fire in a candy factory next door to a strip club. The best cigarettes ever.

Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.