Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

I can deal with fighting in the arena in Hell, but laundry and dishes put the fear of God in me.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

In the Tarot deck, the Fool is depicted as a young man about to step off a cliff into empty air. Most people assume that the Fool will fall. But we don't see it happen, and a Fool doesn't know that he's subject to the laws of gravity. Against all odds, he just might float.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.