Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

Chasing a burning girl down a city street is a lot harder than it sounds. Civilians tend to stop and stare and this turns them into human bowling pins. Slow whiny bowling pins.

I've come a long way to get nowhere at all, I thought. And I've spent everything I have to get here.

All losers are romantics. It's what keeps us from blowing our brains out.

If his drunkenness had legs, it would be Alexander the Great and conquer the known world. Then it would puke for a week into a solid gold toilet it stole from Zeus's guest room.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)