Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

The place looks like where David Lynch would meet Beaver Cleaver's mom for secret afternoons of bondage and milkshakes.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.

I'd like to think they're staring at me because of my white-hot animal magnetism, but I'm not Elvis. I'm Lobster Boy, hear me roar.

He wore his fear on his skin for everyone to see.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)