Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.

Try not to sing too many sad songs for yourself. The universe already hates you. Self-pity isn't going to help.

If I learned anything Downtown, it's this: the only real difference between an enemy and a friend is the day of the week.

Being able to embrace contradictions is a sign of intelligence. Or insanity.

As each wave of technology is released. It must be accompanied by a demand for new skills, new language. Consumers must constantly update their ways of thinking, always questioning their understanding of the world. Going back to old ways, old technology is forbidden. There in no past, no present, only an endless future of inadequacy

If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.