Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

God is the great janitor of the universe. Why things don't work is that we have a janitor in charge, and we keep looking for the landlord.

The dead think they can get away with anything because you'll feel sorry for them. If you play cards with the dead, make sure you deal and don't let them buy you drinks. They'll slip you a formaldehyde roofie and pry the gold fillings out of your teeth.

Love a man who'll bleed to make a point. (Candy)

If Donald Trump and the Wicked Witch of the West had a kid, it would be Jayne-Anne. She looks like a librarian with some money and good taste in clothes but underneath the Verace, she's Godzilla with tits.

Did I hurt your feelings again? Sorry. When this is all over I'll send some flowers to your inner child.

We must always look after our friends, even when they are foolish. Especially when they are foolish.