When I grow up, I want to be an honest lawyer so things like that can't happen.

If you are ever going to lie, you go to jail for the lie rather than the crime. So believe me, don't ever lie.

I don't know a lot about politics, but I know a lot about baseball.

I'd like to see people, instead of spending so much time on the ethical problem, get after the problems that really affect the people of this country

God, of course, is the greatest philosopher of all.

Violence or the threat of violence [must] never be permitted to influence the actions or judgments of the university community. Once it does, the community, almost by definition, ceases to be a university. It is for this reason that from time immemorial expulsion has been the primary instrument of university discipline.

I'm not a crook. I've earned everything I've got.