If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.
Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.
A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.
To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.
Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.