Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

Inheritance taxes are so high that the happiest mourner at a rich man's funeral is usually Uncle Sam.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.