If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date.

If you want to make an easy job seem mighty hard, just keep putting off doing it.

To be absolutely certain about something, one must know everything or nothing about it.

Writing is the hardest way of earning a living, with the possible exception of wrestling alligators.

Bulls and bears aren't responsible for as many stock losses as bumsteers.

A man who won't lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings.