The MS really started going downhill in 1990.
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.
I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.
The reason people use a crucifix against vampires is because vampires are allergic to bullshit.
To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.