What I'm saying might be profane, but it's also profound.
There are only two pieces of pussy you're gonna get in your entire life, that's your first and your last.
Unfortunately, the show's success comes at the expense of its biggest asset -- the comedians themselves.
Crosses only scare vampires away because they're allergic to bullshit.
When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude.
I don't see myself getting married again, but if I do, it will be forever.