Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

Someone called all the newspapers in New York and told them I'd died. I've been told by almost everyone it was an ex-wife - I've had a few so it's hard to pinpoint which one - but who knows for sure?

I can't just say the words, do a lot of one-liners. I love each person I play; I have to be that person. I have to do him true.

There's nothing worse than being an aging young person.

A lie is profanity. A lie is the worst thing in the world. Art is the ability to tell the truth.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

I love show business. I wake up every morning and kiss it.