Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

Freebase? What's free about it?

I live in racist America and I'm uneducated, yet a lot of people love me and like what I do, and I can make a living from it. You can't do much better than that.

Have you ever noticed how quiet you get when you go in the woods? It's almost like you know that God's there.

To be diagnosed was the hardest thing because I didn't know what they were talking about... And the doctor said, Don't worry, in three months you'll know. So I went about my business and then, one day, it jumped me. I couldn't get up... Your muscles trick you; they did me.

I'd like to make you laugh for about ten minutes though I'm gonna be on for an hour.

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.