Even when I was a little kid, I always said I would be in the movies one day, and damned if I didn't make it.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

I believe in divine forces and energies.

Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.

What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

I'm slower and some days are better than others, but I'm a fighter.